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Take this gift and shove it … where lousy gifts go

WTF? Another @*#&!% beeswax candle? Jesus Christ. Happy birthday to you. Hey, here’s a thought that counts: being stuck with another crummy gift you can’t give away. If, in some wassail-induced form of denial, you give in to giving people [...]

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What ‘dubstep’ sounds like to your parents

The extra amplification built into this video is part of the gag, but, to save your hearing, turn the volume down before playing. Also, if you don't know dubstep

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Real junk up in her trunk

A fake plastic surgeon injected cement, mineral oil, Fix a FlatĀ  tire sealant, Super Glue and other substances into a Florida woman's buttocks to give her trunk a

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The Dawn of Yawn: 11/11/11

This story was published on 11/11/11 at 11:11 a.m. to reveal just how the number 11 adds up. There won't be another opportunity to see a such a string

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‘Damn It Feels Good To Be A Banksta’ vying to become first Occupy Wall Street viral video

With references to toxic home loans and noxious mortgage-backed securities, video stabs at Wall Street for its role in the Great Recession have been going on since the

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News that really haunts home

DEADline Newsroom -- Boo! Here's a series of stories we exhumed from the DEADline Newsroom's news morgue to give you a little chill, send you a spooky thrill

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Who dominates real estate, men or women?

Real estate women go after the big bucks. Real estate men carry a larger load. In the greatest debate since rent-vs-buy, real estate listing and market data web site

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Magazines are broken iPads

Our minds are coded early in life. Technology is changing how they are coded, especially among the youngest generation. See what happens when a techno-baby attempts to connect

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Fitness requires exercise, balanced diet, hydration, sex

Viral Video: Contrex combines public performance art with technology in a sexy video ad designed to sell some mineral water and lighten the mood about fitness. Rather than

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Bromo sapiens knuckle-bump real estate value of man caves

Home Sweet Superbowl The overlap in major league sports seasons every fall prompts bromo sapiens to flock to a year-end rite of passage -- hunkering down in

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Get inside this cat’s mind

This kitty's owner doesn't need to be worrying about her posture. Finding a priest to perform an exorcism should be a greater concern. This cat is about to spew pea

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Mrs. Butterworth: The Movie

This summer has premiered a host of super hero movies, Thor, Captain America and more, but you haven't seen anything yet. The only thing thicker than blood is

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Anne Hathaway rap busts stalking paparazzi

Sick of photo ambushes during her work in the upcoming Batman movie, Anne Hathaway busts a rhyme to trash the paparazzi. Photo by Christopher Peterson: Actor Anne Hathaway

Married real estate agents make both ‘Most Likely To Fool Around’ lists

Doctors, cops and lawyers top the most-likely-to-commit-adultery list for men. For women it's teachers, soccer moms and nurses. Real estate agents, however, show up on lists for both men

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On Father’s Day, retreat to a man cave

Home Sweet Superbowl Forget that breakfast-in-bed pampering Moms get on Mother's Day. Pops prefer primal hunkering down in spaces built for chest beating. To celebrate Father's Day, online real

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Persistent, spontaneous orgasms rare, but painfully real

"Grey's Anatomy" writers didn't invent Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS) to spice up their ratings. The dramatization was based on a rare, but real condition in women that causes

The 13th floor

Bottom line mentality has institutionalized the real estate industry's irrational fear of the number 13. Based on records of buildings with Otis brand elevators, as many as 85 percent

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Fire as art

Tomorrow's fireplace today is fire as art. Take the Xtreme. It's not enough to call Fireplace Xtrordinair's Xtreme a "fireplace." It just doesn't quite do it justice. The creation is

More gifts that really hit home

We've got a list for you and we've checked it twice to make sure you get the most housing bang for your holiday spending bucks. This is a fun

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Do you see dead people? Disclose it

As silly as it sounds, if your home has a reputation for ectoplasmic activity, you should disclose it. Disclosing things that go bump in the night, as well as

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